sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via diet-tampon)

panerasexual:

the most important message ive ever received

(Source: khione, via perks-of-being-chinese)

my-perfect-cavalry:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Yep… I’m about to go to bed. Great!

(Source: micdotcom, via sheeriobro)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via dreams-are-abroad)

(Source: saintkitten, via chickenuqqet)

thefuuuucomics:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

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What? What’s all this fuckery?

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Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

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Mama always said this day’d come!

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EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

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There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

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Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

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A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

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Wood.

THE MEN OF TUMBLR

(Source: johnnygraduallycomes, via the-oncoming-storm)

(Source: hamtaryo, via chickenuqqet)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

(via hotboyproblems)

1109-83:

John Wood & Paul Harrison, Board, 1993 

(via instagrarn)

lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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(Source: breakingbag, via chickenuqqet)

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

(via iamglennc0c0)

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

(Source: smalltwink, via lameborghini)