(Source: australianpikachu, via tipslip)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via fake-mermaid)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via tipslip)

cobrostarship:

YOU THINK YOURE SUCH A BIG FAN OF PANIC AT THE DISCO NAME THREE DISCOS THEY’VE PANICKED AT GO ON

(via dutchster)

idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

(via dreams-are-abroad)

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison, via tipslip)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: wasbella102, via dutchster)

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

(via sorry)

(Source: archangelmiha, via sidethots)

(Source: clestroying, via tuhree)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: cerebrospinalien, via bummrd)

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via jemamaxxx)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via sidethots)