do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
THE MEN OF TUMBLR
(Source: johnnygraduallycomes, via the-oncoming-storm)
*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts
(Source: breakingbag, via chickenuqqet)