College be like
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
So I got an idea
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
my sister got this lifesize cardboard cutout of sheldon from the big bang theory for christmas and i put him in my moms room right infront of the door and closed the door and waited in my room and i just heard the most terrified blood curdling scream come from her room followed by a lot of cursing at me
update, a surprise visitor during my moms morning shower
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”