skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via hotboyproblems)

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

I’ll throw you the bass

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  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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memeterprise:

wrecked

(via fake-mermaid)

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2spoopywarweinerofzillyhoohaa:

WhAT THE FUCK WHT TTHET UFCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT OS HAPOENING WHAT IS THI SOMEONE TELL JE S THIE S A WHEREDIAPER WHAT OM WHO MADE THIS WHI SAT DOWN TOOK THIE TIME TO OLAN DRAW AND. COLOR THIS WHY A DIAPER ITS A DIAPSR RIGHT IS IT THE SIZE OF THE MAN OR A REGULARE DIAPE R I SEEK PROFFESIONAL HELP

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